DOTLAN EveMaps

In the beginning there was the Goon. An annoying little shiteth was he. Now God looked downeth upon this little turd and saideth unto this little dirtbag:

1) Thou shalt not steal
2) Though shalt not scam
3) Though shalt not blob
4) BoB is your friend

This goon, the thick little bastard, was not paying attention, The goon had learnt to play with himself. Playeth with himself he did, And alot dideth he.

God, in his desperation gaveth up did he., dranketh a bottle of Holly Spirit and createth SICKMAIDEN, for pissed was he, the bottle big, the spirit strong.

The Devil : FFS